so who says I can’t eat this damn chocolate cake?
Can I love all of you
I been waiting for this post all my life…..
Speachless. Wet. All in one.
they’re all so pretty!
If I had a dick it would be hard
- Kanye West (via defianse)
all white boys need to have vine permanently deleted off their phones
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Mix all the ingredients together thoroughly. After you’ve washed your body, massage the scrub on wet skin and rinse with warm water. Your skin will be soft, hydrated, and ready to be bared in your favorite warm-weather ensembles.
I’m going to start applying this to everyday life.
is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it?
here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!
EYELINER IN BITCH BLACK KILLIN ME
Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?
this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is
Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.
AND let’s not forget that at the end she is the class-elected speaker at the graduation ceremony, has graduated with high honors, has been invited into one of Boston’s best law firms, and is best friends with the girl who her boyfriend left her for.